It's Time To Protect Your Data -
We'll Make It Fast, Easy and Risk-Free

There's no longer any question about it: Everything you do on the Internet is tracked and recorded. Not only is that creepy, it's dangerous.

The hard part is knowing what to do about it, and that's where we come in. The Cryptohippie team has been protecting online lives for more than a decade. We provide the best protection available and combine it with the best customer service in the business.

Installing our software takes about 15 minutes; after that you can use the Internet as you always have. Aside from a few clicks to turn your protection on, Cryptohippie doesn't change the way you use the Internet at all.

If you want to use our anonymous email, chat or voice systems, they're available to you at no extra charge. We'll also protect your iPhone, iPad and Android devices - also at no extra charge.

Not only does this protection cost less than a dollar a day, but and we'll return your money if you are not satisfied.

Our Product

Our primary product is called Road Warrior. It creates a strongly encrypted connection from your computer to the Cryptohippie anonymity network. From there, your information passes through at least two national jurisdictions, loses all association with your identifiers and emerges from our network at a distant location.

But, even with all of this going on, you can surf, check your email, use Skype, and everything else exactly as you have been. Unless you reveal it yourself, no one can see who you are or where you may be.

Bouncing your signal between continents does slow you down a bit, but usually no more than 10%.

Road Warrior works with Mac, Windows and Linux operating systems. And, you can use one account to protect both desktop and laptop machines, simultaneously. Unless you do a lot of downloading, you won't need a separate account for each computer.

You can see how our system works here.

Our Customers

Our clients are financial professionals, small investors, doctors, lawyers, realtors, scientists, parents, grandparents, housewives, international travelers and small business owners – a wide variety of good people who are reclaiming their privacy and protecting the information of people they care about.

Crytpohippie USA and The CHAVPN Network

Cryptohippie, USA, Inc. operates only authenticator services and no network servers. We are an authorized agent of the network operations company, but we have no involvement in operating any parts of the CHAVPN network except authentication for our clients.

Sadly, it is now necessary to avoid network operations in the United States. As it stands, networks without political connections are vulnerable to equipment seizures without warrants. Perhaps in the future that will change.

Prompt, Human Customer Service

We pride ourselves on giving our customers personal care. Our people are available 24/7 by email and by Skype or phone during most western hemisphere business hours.

What People Say about us

I am currently using what I've found to be an extraordinary service... from CryptoHippie . Long-story short, it makes it so nobody – not Google, not even your Internet service provider, not the government, and (theoretically of course) not a hacker – can track your Internet activity back to you. This service is not free, but it's worth every penny. (I tried the "free" and cheap services, but you don't want them... You surf too slowly to be functional and they're potentially even riskier than doing nothing at all.) … came highly recommended, from my most trusted contacts.
Steve Sjuggerud,

There are many VPN services available. I prefer services that don’t have networks installed in the United States to avoid possible compromise under legislation such as the USA PATRIOT Act. The service that I use is Cryptohippie. Its only U.S. presence is to authenticate connections to Cryptohippie servers in other countries. None of Cryptohippie’s servers are in the United States.
Mark Nestmann, International Tax Planning Consultant,

Everyone once in a while during life you discover something new and genuine that is truly a surprise... Cryptohippie is a VPN you can trust.  It’s also the best... I have been personally been using Cryptohippie, and am extremely impressed by the services offered.
Marco the Wizard (Tech Editor),

I use a professional service that’s pretty much the Rolls Royce of online privacy. Not only does it fully mask IP and other identifying information (that the free proxies miss), but it also encrypts all web traffic so that no intelligible information can be monitored. The service is called Cryptohippie, and I can’t recommend it enough if you’re serious about your online privacy.
- Simon Black,

What is a VPN?   &   Glossary for non-geeks.
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